The guy just won’t fade away. Might as well deal with him, though I don’t exactly agree with the macho strategy of the New People’s Army. I’m neither for armed struggle nor for active non-violence, but, other than being a staunch advocate of world peace, i am in favor of earnestly gathering sound proposals on how to deal with a guy like Gen. Jovito Palparan.
The best proposal yet is this – “Oplan PPP: Patayin sa Puyat si Palparan.” He looks malnourished (just look at his disproportinately small head), so sleep deprivation would be very debilitating for this guy. This won’t be easy, because in spite of the human rights violations he has obviously committed, he actually admitted that he is still able sleep well at night. Since he’s based in remote rural areas, where the only creatures that are active at night are truly nocturnal, the only way to keep him up until the wee hours of the morning is to invite him every night to judge your ubiquitous gay beauty pageants. This is the only strategy that does not violate the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
For the public’s information, gay beauty pageants, duly supported most of the time by the Sangguniang Kabataan or the Baranggay Council, can run for 10 hours and last until 5 – 6:00 AM. Sometimes, they even have to break the pageant at daybreak and continue the contest immediately after sunset.
If you are from Bulacan, Nueve Ecija or Pampanga, then do an act of patriotism and invite Palparan to judge your gay beauty contests. Believe me, that would, ehem, neutralize the menace.
Just so you know, this brilliant idea is not mine. And I do have a cedula.
September 10, 2006 at 1:12 am
hahhha!
but he will surely accept to judge all types of beauty contests – best places to spook…
September 13, 2006 at 12:23 pm
[...] Anti-death penalty advocates like me must have cringed at Palparan’s statement that “some of them,” referring to the communists, should really be killed. On the other hand, the NPA’s planned assassination against him would also be unacceptable to the pro-life block since it would only perpetuate the culture of violence, as >Conrado de Quiros wrote. How then, should we solve a problem like Palparan? Fullman suggests a better way. [...]
September 18, 2006 at 7:23 pm
mwahahaha!
at gagawin niyang vetsin
ang mananalo!
gari
October 10, 2006 at 2:27 am
this idea is just ingenius…
we should have more minds like this in the congress and in politics..
March 2, 2007 at 4:23 pm
[...] the idea of Fullman, floated last year and still relevant I must say, that we can still launch our Oplan PPP: Patayin sa Puyat si Palparan which aims to keep him awake up to the wee hours of the night by inviting him to judge gay beauty [...]